beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

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apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

(via antiseabearattackcircle)

Timestamp: 1409708562

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

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pouriakhojastehpay:

ABSENCE / PRESENCE 

For SOME/THINGS

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gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

(via drawgr)

Timestamp: 1409708500

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

(via drawgr)

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  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore

musubae:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Because pizza delivery people get fired if they don’t do their job right.

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fakeho:

why did god make me a horny slut 

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tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Source: scrotumcoat, via unclefather)

Timestamp: 1409708032

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(Source: scrotumcoat, via unclefather)